Bin Laden In Retirement

His home is in the rocky caves
now known as The Taliban Heights
He lives there with his trusted slaves
and is offered refugee's rights.

This wilderness mountain retreat
guarantees his freedom to be
safe, hidden, high in the snow-swept
vast valleys where no-one will see

Bin in retirement, growing old.
His job's done. Others stand in line.
Sipping mint tea, home with the fold.
No videos from Pakistan.

In years to come it will be told
This cave is where the tourists dine.